Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Lots of sex. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Chapter Text. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. That's what fanfiction is about. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. He felt perfectly content. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. And also all four of them together. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Thank you for signing up! [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. P.S. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. The twins are confused and horny. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. Hermione broke the hug. Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. It's rather depraved. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Strange, but consensual. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. 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