The kids harmonizing to We Dont Talk About Bruno in the backseat sounds nice theoretically but theyve changed the words to We Dont Talk About Buttcheeks. I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. Sticks and stones may break my bones because my kid left them all over the living room floor, Is chicken the animal spelled the same as chicken the food? - my child, about to be shook. I got mad. She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. Think twice about what you say in front of them. Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! While Spring Break can be a wonderful time for your kids to get away from the hustle and bustle of school, it's not exactly a break for parents. 6 pointed out a tree and asked if it was deciduous. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. Only one of us thinks this is funny. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! Very frustrated. some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. Sign up to follow me here! My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. The sun is shining. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? Birds are chirping. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. My husband had something delivered to the house, so I opened it.I am screaming pic.twitter.com/mI0w6ggaCc. Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. She smiles at the baby and the baby smiles back. Sign up to follow me here! It's too late to impress them. Main Menu. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter. My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. I was feeling pretty good about myself until my daughter (a teacher) said for the 100th day of school they are dressing like 100 year olds and asked if she could look in my closet for something to wear. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! Part of HuffPost Parenting. ". Nothing is sacred. Just one. I hate to disparage a small business but do not go to my daughter's nail salon pic.twitter.com/CszgDqN5pC. One of the main parts of being a dad or husband is just waiting in the car. It's finally March, and you know what that means? So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Bragged about my solo parenting skills yesterday so today the balance was set right and while I was having a shower my toddler found my husbands electric razor and shaved a chunk of her hair off. My tween, who wanted money, told me I dont look a day over 41. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. They started fighting. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. Wishing you all a good weekend! So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. Because, you know, it was a really good box. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. In fact, just pretend like theyre wearing a wire at all times. Yay, summer! When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. As a parent I really look forward to the time I get to myself, in between my childs bedtime and when I go to sleep. Please keep my heartbroken toddler in your thoughts because I vacuumed up some crumbs from the floor that he was apparently very attached to. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!. My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? My son is singing a song he made up called "Free the Nipples" because he doesn't want to wear a shirt and I don't think I'm mature enough to be a parent right now, I suffer from a form of mild cognitive impairment called "motherhood. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. DON'T. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. When it's a shark, you'll hear a tuba. My daughter has decided she now eats dark chocolate, the one treat I never had to hide because I was the only one in the house who liked it. Took my daughter and her best friend to dinner and a show with endless snacks and sodas but we didnt get ice cream afterwards so naturally this night will forever be known as that night you didnt get us ice cream., 80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? May 20, 2022, 04:36 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Part of HuffPost Parenting. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Me: its time to goKids: wait. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. When your kids get too old to bring home school fundraisers, the second half of your life begins. ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @johndavids_635 Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools???? This morning my son asked me to turn up the lights and his sister said why dont you do it yourself so I think shes ready for marriage now. Unless you're going on a cushy family vacation, it's difficult to slay Spring Break as a parent; Godspeed to all the parents trying their best. "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. My 12 year-old had a sleepover last night and I regret to inform you she's the "hey guys let's keep it down" kid. "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. Like exhaustation. My toddler said "I feel drinky" and yeah girl, same. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. 5 min read. V punk obviously but otherwise, truly fucked me up. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" Like obviously the answer is yes. At bedtime my kid told me he was as thirsty as a hippo who never ever had any water and now I need to call Milton-Bradley with a new game idea, I made broccoli and salmon with homemade sugar cookies and the baby just wanted the broccoli and salmonpaternity test coming right up. "My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. When I pretended to cry she promptly put a pillow over my face and told me sshhh. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. Just sell the vehicle. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. She raises her hand at the baby and the baby raises its hand too. When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. You will need a ton of stuff, you just wont know what it is until you desperately need it at 2am and then you will order it online. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. I watched you guys open everything. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. funny parent tweets this week 2022the hardy family acrobats 26th February 2023 / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. My daughter has an Instagram account now. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. Is it leave her in the woods? Im 40. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? My 7-year-old son grabbed a big stick that was leaning against a building and a woman stopped him and told him it was her husbands stick so apparently this is something he might not grow out of. ". My sons friend came over for dinner. Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . 7YO: Can I get a snack?Me: Are you feeling hungry?7YO: You dont need to be hungry to eat a cookie! My 4yo asked me what Im getting him for my birthday tomorrow. MORNING. The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! Call me old-fashioned but I dont need my refrigerator to be connected to Wi-Fi. She mortifies her four children by knowing all the trending songs on TikTok. I feel like Ive really grown as a person already this year. We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom.". i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. Good morning to everyone except my husband, whose hand slipped while he was trying to pull up the blankets and smacked me in the face while I was sleeping. Mom A at the park: We allow 1 hour of screen time a weekMom B: We are a screen-free homeMe: My daughter named her new doll PBS Kids Dot Org. Thank you for following us on this journey. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. I had no idea so I told her it was a swear word and never to say it again, the best decision i ever made was not buying fancy baby gear-my kids are 6 and 9 and have zero idea that they got pushed around in their cousins old stroller and now i have more money to buy them endless bags of goldfish crackers. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. The mess is obviously frustrating, but Im mostly confused because I didnt send him to school with any noodles. Not you AND your baby!" Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. It truly is a wonderful life. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. The 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets! By 6 AM I had already told 3 people about the 2 different woodpeckers at the feeder this morning. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." And a sudden urge to eat crackers and chicken nuggets! If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. Me: Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?Her: I want a Potato Book partyMe: What's that?Her: Just something I came up with. from the couch. My 9YO is half way done sharing her dream which she started narrating last Monday. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. This what I see when I walked in. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Kids today are able to text their moms when they need to be picked up. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97 outside. 1. 5 min read. My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. -my 4yo threatening me. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Wait, what color is the fence? My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Once your kids become teens you only know their friends parents by waving to them from car windows. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Tory Civil War Deepens As Jake Berry Joins Growing Wind Farm Rebellion Matt Hancock Accused Of Sneaky Ploy To Win Votes From I'm A Celebrity. I got-Me: I know. Sign up to follow me here! Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Because shes in the livingroom. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. I thought my 2yo would be ok w the new Cars show even though I heard it was a bit scary bc he loves Cars & has never been scared of TV but we watched the haunted house ep, he was completely silent and then at the end said I dont want to watch TV anymore Did I break him?? Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. 8: We only go. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. unless theres ice cream later. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? Turn it off! My kids knew that. Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT? Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. Its not like we pee our pants, wake up 40 times a night, wear our pajamas around all day and oh. It's time to grab the beverage of your choice, shove the pile of clean laundry off your side of the bed, and settle in for a laugh with your fellow parents! Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. This baby in the mirror is real trouble. One thing Ive never understood about being a parent is how I can go to work and still find a kids sock in my coat pocket. This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. AGAIN. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". Kid didn't even hesitate 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? The kid looked at me before he left and said what Ive learned about you is you eat really weird looking food. 7 showed me things he wanted to buy on amazon. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. This is how the argument started. Raising kids isn't easy and some parents need to blow off steam. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Do tons of activities with your toddler on Saturday, let them stay up late and really wear them out so they still wake up at 4:30 on Sunday morning. My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. Also, uh oh, summer. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. NOBODY MOVE. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? at what age do kids realize its gross to drink their own bath water because the answer isnt six, Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out, 9yo, after giving my husband a heartfelt handmade Father's Day card: "They made us do that for school, that wasn't my idea.". Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. I'm getting popcorn. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. 1. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Jessie (@mommajessiec). My kids love taking turns, for example, they take turns pushing down the garbage so neither one of them has to take it out. Janene #1 Similar to the "they don't make batteries for that toy anymore" trick Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! 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