DONKEY: Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Shrek 2. . SHREK: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. I'll stick with you. Disponible en Peacock, Prime Video, iTunes. Well was it something you ate? Our top-secret formula. THE CAPTAIN: That's it. DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? Cut to a storybook that reads "And they lived ugly ever afterTHE END". You're just reeking of feminine beauty. Audition Central: Shrek The Musical JR. DONKEY: Do you have a tissue or something? SHREK: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? More dwarves run inside the house and shut the door behind them. He throws the flower down and walks away. Shrek turns to leave and Fiona quickly sits upright. Bouncy gameshow music begins to play. All you have to do is marry a princess. FIONA: A little unorthodox I'll admit. You should ask him that when we get there. SHREK: Come on, Donkey. Butthy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. FARQUAAD: Oh, that is so sweet. I got a great idea! I am eternally in your debt. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Knights, new plan! Written by Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss. Now -- now remove your helmet. (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! You'll beg for death to save you! I can't breathe. I respect that, Shrek. In front of the gate is a series of ropes hung in a maze for crowd control. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. The 100 Funniest "Shrek" Jokes In The History Of Humanity *Hallelujah starts playing* "Ah yes, . Con el exitoso rescate, Fiona le pide a Shrek que se quite el casco para ver a su salvador y despus de hacerlo se sorprende al ver que fue un ogro quien la rescat. Well then who was she talking about? Shrek en Espaol. Farquaad holds Fiona's hand, puckers his lips, and leans toward her. PG. VOICE: "Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form. Have at him! DONKEY: Ha-ha-ha! SHREK: Well, yeah. Shrek crashes through the roof of the tallest tower and into Fiona's room. SHREK: Hey, come on. I helped rescue the princess. Shrek 1,Like si te gusta la galletita de jengibre y pin pon:D. click to expand. Blue flower, red thorns. BISHOP: People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union. Fiona glances nervously at the window, noticing the sun slowly dropping toward the horizon. After a brief silence, Shrek comes up of the outhouse. You're right. Shrek lightly tugs at the arrow but stops, wincing in pain. Es por eso que es urgente que se case con Lord Farquaad al da siguiente antes de que oscurezca porque slo el beso de su verdadero amor romper el hechizo y la har tomar su verdadera forma. Shrek sighs in frustration and then begins pushing his way through the ropes. Don't die Shrek. Shrek glances at the soldiers still aiming their crossbows and then turns back to Farquaad. (laughs). Cut it out! Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. Princess Fiona? The Shrek Plot in Spanish. Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. SHREK: They'll shave your liver. You and what army? (yanks the wreath off Donkey's head). Abyssticc New Member . FIONA: I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. FARQUAAD: I will have order! A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun. Farquaad gets down on one knee and takes Fiona's hand, pulling her down sharply. Only an occasional torch lights the way. No! FIONA: But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. I'll never be stubborn again. Shouldn't we stop to make camp? You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. They tell stories. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. I will have--. SHREK: Yeah, sorry, lady. SHREK: No, that'll take longer. As the sun sets, she changes into her ogre self. The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. SHREK: I read it in a book once. That's just how it has to be. DONKEY: What do you mean? And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. Nobody move! I don't think this is fit for a princess. Tell me or I'll(he grabs one of Gingy's gumdrop buttons). I'd step all over it. Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. Farquaad's room is is filled with items prepared for his wedding, including crowns and wedding outfits for him and Fiona. (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) Well, this is delicious. Fiona jumps in front of Shrek, blocking him. DONKEY: Aww, that's beautiful. shrek German. Yeah. Ella le pregunta el porqu de su reaccin y l le responde que haba escuchado todo y que efectivamente nadie podra amar a una bestia tan repugnante y fea. (chuckles). Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. DONKEY: Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. Luego Shrek le dice lo que crey errneamente cuando los escuch la noche anterior pero Burro le aclara que ella no estaba hablando de l. Deeper in the woods, Donkey is hurriedly searching for the flower. Dubbed musicals have an incredible number of constraints in terms of number of syllables, scansion, etc., so the script translators need to be given a tremendous amount of leeway and creative freedom. DONKEY: Hey, hey, come back here. I'm gonna die. Welcome to the Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) If you enjoy movies you've come to the right place, we have the biggest collection of movie scripts available anywhere on the web. Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. DONKEY: But, you know, umyou're kind of an ogre. The crowd cheers and applauds. FIONA: "By night one way, by day another. Come on! We'll never make it in time. They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. Panic-stricken, Fiona looks back fearfully at the setting sun. DONKEY: Hey, now. Farquaad motions to the guards, who aim their crossbows at Shrek and Donkey. DONKEY: (as he's done singing and we fade to black) Oh, that's funny. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place. Of course! FIONA: The battle is won. FIONA: I can't just marry whoever I want. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! SHREK: (Picking up pieces of armor) The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--. Suddenly he hears a far out yell from Shrek. Dark clouds block out the blue sky above them. FIONA: Stop it. This is the transcript for Shrek 2. Taken aback, Shrek drops Donkey and begins walking after Fiona. Did you do that? (holds up 2 fingers) Pick number three, my lord! The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. DONKEY: What did you do with the princess?! A large group of guards stand outside the cathedral on watch. I know! The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. I don't wanna go back there! MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? Take love's true form. The beer comes rushing out drenching the. Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage. This horrible, ugly beast! Listen to me! We must be getting close. Captain, round up some guests! Shrek steps back in shock, misunderstanding the conversation's meaning. CASA MADRIGAL - NURSERY - EVENING The MAGIC CANDLE, which we pull back from to find Young Mirabel staring in awe. Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. (Smiles). You're my rescuer. Shrek has built a fire and is cooking something on a spit while Fiona eats. Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb from a tree branch and runs through the field, swinging it around to catch the bugs. FIONA: I have to. AKA: . Donkey climbs onto a large beer barrel and rolls it. Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest. You know what else? After activating the script, the script activates a lot functions: Script Pastebin for Shrek in the Backrooms Roblox, It's completely FREE!!!. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Shrek and Donkey gaze out into the crater. Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? DONKEY: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. SHREK: So, um, what did Fiona say about me? That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees melike this. FIONA: Well(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's athere's an arrow in your butt! SHREK: No! Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. As Shrek and Donkey walk down the tunnel to get into the arena, Donkey hums the Duloc theme song. SHREK: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. The sun is just about to set. .. Read the script free on Booksie. Donkey trots over to Shrek as he kneels by the fire and fiddles with one of the spits. Fiona, still up in the tree, looks down. To watch Shrek in Spanish on Hulu, go to the settings icon in the upper right corner of the screen and select "Spanish" from the "Language" drop-down menu. 2001. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Not there! (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks). It didn't come off no stone neither. Dragon blows a heart-shaped smoke ring at Donkey. DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay? I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. DONKEY: Oh y'know I'd, I'd really love to stay, but -- (Dragon tugs at Donkey's tail with her mouth). Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide and light up. FARQUAAD: Don't just stand there, you morons! Back in the clearing, Shrek is laying on the ground facedown, while Fiona stands over him, using both hands to try to remove the arrow. Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. No! Shrek dispatches a few more knights with ease. Shrek: Ogres are like onions. #experience #research #interview #phd #australia #psychology If you identify as a woman, are 18 years or over, and live in Australia, please consider Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. The princess here was just--. Suddenly Dragon lands nearby and the guards flee in terror. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. Before sunset. FARQUAAD: I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! DONKEY: It is, around your half. The guests party and dance as Donkey takes over singing the song. Shrek, still standing nearby with his back turned, is hurt by the comment. GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! I order you to get that out of my sight now! I'm okay. Donkey sharply leans his head to the side, letting off a loud crack. 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. All of you, move it! A knight tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but he turns in time to sees him and jumps on him. FIONA: Of course, you are. I know what I smell. It's like mud now. This was not Shrek's intention. Shrek picks up a spear. Shrek es un ogro verde y solitario que tiene su hogar en un pantano. Donkey stares silently at Shrek for a moment and then sits down beside him. Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fields heading away from Duloc. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. Although watchable it does not stand against the first two films, the . You can't breathe a word. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know-- and I'm not sayin' I do, 'cause I don't -- she's a princess, and I'm Shrek tosses the spit aside and trudges away. I'm all alonethere's no one here beside me Shrek is getting ready for dinner. Donkey drops to the floor to avoid another fireball, which manages to singe the tuft of his tail. They gaze into each other's eyes longingly. SHREK: Wait a second. When Shrek and Fiona go to her parents for dinner, the Fairy God Mother . Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. FIONA: Lord Farquaad? . A knight comes from behind Shrek with his spear ready to attack. Dado que Burro sabe donde encontrar a Lord Farquaad, el protagonista se lo lleva para que le muestre el lugar y as pedirle que desaloje su pantano. (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? The Gingerbread Man has been mended somewhat and now has one leg and walks with a candy cane cane. SHREK: No! An ogress emerges from the cloud of flour, approaching Donkey. Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Hey! Let's go! I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Shrek swatting at a bunch of flies and mosquitoes. Donkey kicks his helmet, and the ding sounds the end of the match. (the dragon growls) Oh, what large teeth you have! I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. Donkey interrupts the moment. I thought we was lookin' for the princess. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. And that's when you say, "I object!". Is that about right? Take it and go before I change my mind. OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! Really. I don't want to rush into a a physical relationship. As he walks off biting it, she licks her fingers. You're comin' with me. Take it away! (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. DONKEY: Maybe it's a perk! I won't tell him. Fiona catching a snake, blowing it up as a balloon animal for Shrek. Behind her Donkey tumbles his way down the hill. Donkey sniffs the eggs and licks his lips. Parfaits are delicious. FIONA: Sure. Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. She looks up again to see Shrek stomping towards her. DONKEY: Princess? (he runs inside the hut). Shrek and Fiona cross the bridge connecting the tallest tower to the rest of the castle. He comes to a halt. Donkey, there's no we. Download. Shrek pushes past him but Donkey pins him against the door. DONKEY: All right! SHREK: The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. That's Duloc. Can you forgive me? FIONA: A door. I warn ya! I'm makin' waffles. Release date: May 21 . Fiona screams in terror as Dragon flies over the boiling lava to get them. DONKEY: All right, all right. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Shrek is munching on an onion. He hears a huge ripping sound and looks over at Fiona, who has torn the bark off of a tree with her bare hands. Yes, do it. Please welcomeCinderella! A quest to get my swamp back. Oh, sure! Ogres are like onions! Just, just call me old-fashioned. WOODEN PEOPLE: Welcome to Duloc such a perfect town / Here we have some rules let us lay them down / Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine / Duloc is perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your face / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is perfect place. Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table. The old woman steps up to the table. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona away. (4K, 9:12) - This one talks about reintroducing an audience to Puss In Boots and the world of Shrek again along with the weight . After breaking out of the forest, the group arrives onto a small rise where an old, ruined windmill stands. past the men and picks up a spear that one of the men dropped. Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. Audio Format(s): English Dolby Atmos, French 5.1 Dolby Digital, Spanish 7.1 Dolby Digital Plus, Subtitles . Fiona kneels down and takes Donkey's head in her arms. EL Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 fairy tale picture book of the same name by William SteigDirected by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their. I'm king! You're not that ugly. Do you know the muffin man? You rescued me! Narrator 2: She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. No! We can keep going. Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. 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